Dear Ryans,
We have important Ryan business to attend to.
If your name is Ryan, you are cordially invited to our Ryan Summit—where the greatest minds of our generation (all named Ryan) come together to solve the issues that matter. Like whether or not Brians with a legal name change to Ryan should be granted Ryte of entry.
This won't be your typical summit, as the only dress code requirement is a Ryan ID (the bar also requires clothing).
Stay for our first-ever RyanTalk™—a keynote delivered by one Ryan, handpicked for their groundbreaking contributions to Ryan culture. If you have a RyanTalk to give, prepare your pitch (slides not necessary).
Other programming includes:
- Synergetic beer-drinking workshops—let the Ryan networking begin!
- Team-oriented yard games, allowing Ryans to showcase important industry skills
- Spontaneous standing ovations for Ryans, likely evolving into Ryan chants
Please circle back with any questions, Ryan.
Best,
Ryan
P.S. This is just one half of our Ryan Double Header. Follow the link below to Friday’s event, "Ryans at the Rockies," where we’ll make history by setting the record for the largest ever gathering of Ryans at a baseball game...while cheering loudly for the two Ryans on the team (but nobody else).
Rockies.com/RYAN